Question:
"How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer:
"I don't know. What does the WatchTower say?
Acceptable alternative:
"I don't know. But I can go to the Kingdom Hall, do some research for you and find out."
Some other questions:
"I appreciate this opportunity to join an Organization that promises me that I will be able to see all my dead relatives again. It's as inviting as an offer the Unification Church once gave me. But my relatives who passed on weren't JWs either. How will I get to see them if I understand this organization correctly?
And if they didn't have to join under pain of death, then why do I?
Why do I have to distribute a magazine that I am not allowed to comment on except to say that it's God's word and explains God's word better than God's word itself?
If I look to a printing press full of anonymous, spiteful and deceitful articles, instead of an individual human leader, will that make me less a member of a cult?
If I belong to an organization that throws away its previous human leaders such as Russell and Rutherford much the same way that Soviet Marxism threw away Lenin and Stalin in exchange for more shadowy bureaucrats or theocrats, will that make me less a member of a cult?
How is this viewpoint different, say, from scientology or the black muslims?
Am I a little hard on the organization?
Yes. For personal reasons.