The idea of a faux WT trolley suddenly appealed to me , if it had facimile copies of some of the striking covers from the past - " It's later than you think" .." Time running out for this generation" etc , all from the distant past and some internet prints of the articles that embarrass them - they might talk to you thinking you are one of them , then let them read what the Borg has said.....At least that would be different! let them be damned from their own mouth .
If you do it at Twickenham , I would love to join you but I will be attending to accompany dub family .....