Hey Pete
If the ass ain't stamped gov't approved
I wouldn't advise you to eat it
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Hey Pete
If the ass ain't stamped gov't approved
I wouldn't advise you to eat it
I've often wondered why poorer countries don't eat their dead on a more regular basis. I mean, what's morality? Is it moral to let the kids in Africa die because it's not proper to stew up their elderly neighbor who died yesterday?
Same thing with dogs and cats too. We've got thousands and thousands of starving kids in this country (United Satates). We've got thousands and thousands of pets euthanised a day too. Seems like a no brainer to me. Let's make some tacos!
1)Do cannibals refer to homeless people as
free range?
2) When a cannibal say "people make me sick", he
means it.
3) A cannibal returned from a holiday missing a leg.
"What happened?" ask his friend. It was self catering.
Very sick jokes.
I hope it was free range.
What do you give a cannibal who's late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder. .. those are friars!"
So, if you're eating a burger made from a Scotsman, is it an "Angus Burger"?
Not effing funny!