Please Be Seated (page 2)

ballistic

Whats the difference between the Borg and the Org? The Borg believe in evolution and the org believe in new light.

WildHorses

Lisa, how do you know what blunts are for? I know what they are used for but only because we sell them at the store. LOL::::::::::she says with an innocent smile::::::::::::

I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.

LDH

Oh I forgot the most important sign of all

Worldwide Preaching Work

Usually attached to a contribution box. [8>]

Lilacs--I listen to Kid Rock heh heh plus Snoop D O double G-z.

I can honestly say at the tender age of 33 I'ver never smoked, been drunk, or taken any drug. Pitiful, eh?

Lisa

BoozeRunner

Lisa, wow, you're a saint. LOL

As for me, I've smoked, drank to excess, purchased, rolled, and smoked blunts. Other than that, I'm a pretty easy-going guy. LOL

Boozy

LDH

LOL Boozy that's why I'll still be looking good at 60 while the rest of y'all look like crack-smokers, LOL.

Lisa
Good Skin Class

How about "Please use only one paper towel" or the butcher paper on the sisters mirrors so they wouldn't fix there makeup and hair. I guess all this is needed as we are all Jehovah's children (officially after the final test of 1000 years of course!) and we need to be treated as children.
Dave

LB

I always liked...

Oral is Evil

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

Sabine

At Dodger Stadium, in the 70s, they were selling fruit...a young brother was actually holding up a sign that said "fruit bag". Sorry, but that just cracked me up at the time...

notperfectyet

Oh My!

The paper over the mirrors!!!!

Don't get me started on that...and the scripture that was posted on the paper....Luke 16:10!..When I would go in and the paper was torn to expose a samll part of the mirror, I will worship forever the persons who did that...I never had the nerve, I wanted to have one more day of everlasting life by being obedient...:(

Luke 16:10
The person faithful in what is least is faithful also in much, and the person unrighteous in what is least is unrighteous also in much.

What the heck is that suppose to mean when you are trying to see if you have hoagies stuck in your teeth????

blondie

The brothers thought the sisters took too long in the restroom because they were primping. Not.

1. Sisters with unbelieving mates or single sisters with children trying to get them all pottied and washed.

2. Sisters with husbands "working" at the assembly with children.

3. Sisters with husbands "not working" at the assembly who figure it is the woman's job to take the children to the restroom.

4. Sisters outnumber brothers 3 to 1.

5. Sisters have to take down nylons, girdles, underwear, sit down and go and then rearrange everything while making sure their children don't run off and meet up with a known JW pedophile.

Please Be Seated