No Thinking Please!
Please Be Seated
by MoeJoJoJo 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Parliament
My favorite sign I saw, was posted outside almost every womans restroom at the old Comiskey Park here in Chicago. OUT OF ORDER.
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MarchOn
O.k it has been a long, long time since I have been to a convention, twenty some odd years but paper over the mirrors? For real? I have never heard of that, not even from people still in. When did they start doing that kind of b.s.? What if you had something hanging from your nose and your trying to fetch a boyfriend? Were you supposed to depend on one of the sisters to tell you, when they are there trying to pick up a guy too? LOL-this one is to funny to be true (I think).
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Mazza
No puking!
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MoeJoJoJo
I think the best signs at the conventions were those that the "apostates" were holding as they were picketing the convention grounds. Of course we weren't supposed to read those.
-You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
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LyinEyes
I remember this all too well. The brothers who got the awesome
responsibility of carring the "please take your seat"signs ,were
the loudest ones of all. You could always find them , good ole boys,
cutting up with all the elders who,for some reason never sat with
their families. Funny, that reminds me ...my husband was one of the elders, that never sat with his family. I guess he had to much
catching up to do with his secret apostate elder friend. They used to hide out in dark places or secluded rooms somewhere in the colosium,,, took forever to find him. I guess they didnt want anyone to hear their anti-borg ramblings. HEHEHE
And what in the hell was with the paper on the mirrors, and that scripture? Must have been the same brother who had the idea of making up those ignored signs. I even seen a sister in the bathroom
to monitor this and keep traffic moving,, she would hand one paper towel to each sister as she washed her hands. Just one!!! I am surprized she wasnt in the stall with us, counting toilet paper squares,, depending on what our business was!!! Call me a rebel....
haha....... I always went to the bathroom, stuck my tongue out at
any brother who showed me the sit down sign, let my kids eat and drink durning the session, and yes I like my hub, often would go visiting my friends to gossip. Usuallly this was done during the
keynote speakers address,,, always made sure I was back in time for
the drama thou. I also made a point of never being in my seat,
durning the music interlude, I would wait until the last minute
taking pictures and gabbing of course.