She's so fat, when she sits round the house she sits around my house--I mean
big. But you shouldn't make fun of people for that. Some people dig their
graves with their teeth, although usually only very poor people and it's a sad
thing to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhmxPyWWS90
Who loves a good laugh? Comedy thread.
by FlyingHighNow 40 Replies latest social humour
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glenster
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Heaven
(Edited to add: I guess we can't link to images on Photobucket anymore) Never mind.
I guess you have to click on the link: http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv153/HolyHana/Religious%20Humour/BackPew_ProdigalSonReturns_zps9021949e.jpg
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snowbird
LOL @ all jokes.
Sylvia
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sir82
Man walks into a doctor's office.
"Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a moth!"
"Well, I'd like to help, but I'm just a general practitioner. You probably want the psychiatrist just down the hall."
"Yeah, I was headed that way, but I saw your light was on...."
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snowbird
Correction:
LOL @ all jokes except Jam's.
I don't get it.
Sylvia
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jam
snowbird: LOL. My wife didn't get it . I guess you need to be avid
golfer to get it.
Instead of telling his friend he killed his wife in a similar shot, he
tells him he made a 8 on the hole (his score for that one hole).
An 8 is a terrible score for a golfer.
My wife didn't think it was funny when I explain it to her. Oh well.
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LisaRose
Another Emo religious Joke
I was sitting at the theater when a man came up, pointed at the seat next to me and said "Is this seat saved?". I said "If Aquinas reasoned that even animals have no souls, how much less chance does an inanimate object such as a chair have of gaining salvation?". Ambiguity, the devils playground.
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snowbird
Uh huh, Jam.
I don't blame your wife for not sharing your humor.
I would post some more jokes, but mine are never funny.
Sylvia
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EndofMysteries
I will see your bikini man and raise you by a farting preacher
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jam
Things are not going so well in Heaven, JW Anointed have arrived
in full force. God is not pleased with the changes in heaven. There are
secret meetings conducting by someone called the GB and something
about new light, disturding angels and keeping them away form their
celestial duties. These people are worst then Satan when he was here.
So he makes a call to hell.
God: Satan we need to talk.
Satan: Can you hold for a second, Please don't talk to him, stop that,
what are you saying to that guy.
Satan comes back .
Satan: OK God, how can I help you.
God: We have a problem with a group here in heaven.
Satan: God can you hold on just one mintue, damn't I told
you folks you can not do that, stop it.
God thinking, this is unbelievable, Satan putting me on hold.
Finally Satan comes back.
Satan: OK God what's up.
God: we have a group up here that is causing a lot of havoc, I
wondering if I can send some down to you, especially the ones
that call themselves the GB. We have 4 of those quack pots up here.
Satan: Hell no , we have four of them him. They are preaching
to others here and telling them, we have new light and we need to
put out the fire.
