My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites. (page 4)

BU2B

Suprisingly, this wasnt as hard for me to sit through as the average sunday meeting. Dont know what gives. Maybe the fact that I was taking notes to share here gave me a purpose and didnt let me get angry like usual

OUTLAW

Gods word nourishes us, like tasting a banana! (he holds it up) we have to experience it for ourselves!

..................I thought Jesus was the Word?!.....Now the Word is Bannana??!!..

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..........The WBT$ Has Replaced Me........................The Word Is "BANANA" Ladies!!..

................With A Bannana??!!...........................................Heh-Heh!-Heh!!..

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minimus

All I can say is that JWs come here, they are disobeying the Slave,

minimus

All I can say is that JWs come here, they are disobeying the Slave,

jookbeard

"jeehovahs promises have all come true!" care to name one?

"apostates speak half truths" UN membership is a half truth? The Mexican/Malawi scandals are half truths ?

minimus

All I can say is that JWs come here, they are disobeying the Slave,

Pistoff

"Are there changes in understandings? YES

Euphemism alert: should be changes in TEACHINGS and changes in DOCTRINE and changes in CHRONOLOGY

Is there a new bible? YES

Should be: yes, we now have changed the language we told you years ago was inspired by GOD himself, that language is now NOT inspired by GOD, the new language is inspired by GOD, not the old language.

Are the brothers imperfect? YES

This means: elders might be child molesters, or might cover it up, or they very likely will disfellowship your minor child if he forgets to give a detail and comes back to confess a second time.

That isn't imperfection; that is incompetence and abuse of power.

Does that mean we do not have the truth? NO NO NO"

What you said was right and TRUTH before is now wrong, and the elders are imperfect (meaning they have no more holy spirit than the local plumber)

and you change your teachings every year or two then YES YES YES this means you do not have the TRUTH.

TRUTH does not have an expiration date; that is called theory, hypothesis, a guess.

will-be-apostate

How do they know that we were posting about the NWT revised edition unless the headquartes reads these forums? It's not like it was on the news, the only source of this information are the "apostate" website.

OUTLAW

Peter said where else could we go? What other organization could we go to? THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE!

Peter is talking about a Person,not an Organization..

Peter is asking: "Who else would they go to besides Jesus?"..

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New International Version
Simon Peter answered him, "Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. New Living Translation
Simon Peter replied, "Lord, to whom would we go? You have the words that give eternal life. English Standard Version
Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, New American Standard Bible
Simon Peter answered Him, "Lord, to whom shall we go? You have words of eternal life. King James Bible
Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. Holman Christian Standard Bible
Simon Peter answered, "Lord, who will we go to? You have the words of eternal life. International Standard Version
Simon Peter answered him, "Lord, to whom would we go? You have the words of eternal life. NET Bible
Simon Peter answered him, "Lord, to whom would we go? You have the words of eternal life. Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Shimeon Kaypha answered and said, “My Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life.” GOD'S WORD® Translation
Simon Peter answered Jesus, "Lord, to what person could we go? Your words give eternal life. Jubilee Bible 2000
Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. King James 2000 Bible
Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? you have the words of eternal life. American King James Version
Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? you have the words of eternal life. American Standard Version
Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. Douay-Rheims Bible
And Simon Peter answered him: Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. Darby Bible Translation
Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast words of life eternal; English Revised Version
Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. Webster's Bible Translation
Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. Weymouth New Testament
"Master," replied Simon Peter, "to whom shall we go? Your teachings tell us of the Life of the Ages. World English Bible
Simon Peter answered him, "Lord, to whom would we go? You have the words of eternal life. Young's Literal Translation
Simon Peter, therefore, answered him, 'Sir, unto whom shall we go? thou hast sayings of life age-during;

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DATA-DOG

Hey OUTLAW, can you cross out Guy Pierce?? Hebrews 9:27 is a bitch.

DD

My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

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