This thread has now been viewed more times than the attendance at the SAD yesterday.. Amazing to think of it that way isnt it?
My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.
by BU2B 61 Replies latest jw friends
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OUTLAW
Hey OUTLAW, can you cross out Guy Pierce?? Hebrews 9:27 is a bitch......DD
LOL!!@DD!!.....I think thats already been done..
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............WBT$ GB Rock Star Pope "Guy Pierce" Is In..
.......................The WBT$ "New System" Now..
............One WBT$ GB Rock Star Pope Down..Seven to Go!..
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Oubliette
BU2B: This thread has now been viewed more times than the attendance at the SAD yesterday.. Amazing to think of it that way isnt it?
Great observation! I like the way you think.
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BluePill2
A girl was told she would burn in hell by her mother, she ran away, ended up in foster care, joined a convent, ran away again, lived in the streets of Sydney, acted in Porn films, became a prostitute and she was about to be sold to Japan so she jumped out of the window. Later she studied the bible with JW and turned her life around. God transformed her life- END
What kind of porn films? Gheezz, couldn't he be more specific?
Now she will continue her prostitute career and become Jehubers bitch, working the corners and peddling the rags and filling their heads with spiritual pornography.
Girl, that is a steep career change!
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BU2B
So true bluepill, I want names and films!
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LostGeneration
Thanks for the report.
Obviously DOs like this make the WT reason "Why the fuck do we need these guys?"
I hope he enjoys his demotion.
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villagegirl
Sigh- where do you begin ? The fear of anyone who questions their FDS doctrine, the panic,
and fear mongering about the "outside". The focus on the "organization"? Portraying anyone
who leaves as living an "immoral life". As if anyone who is "not a witness" is incapable of self
control or responsible parenting, and/or living a full and productive life. Who do they think INVENTED
the computers they use? The Internet ? Their cell phones ? Their TV sets ? Thier cars ?
Was it the "organization" ? Who educated their Doctors ? Their Dentists ? The organization ?
As if being "in the organization" protected hundreds and hundreds of children from being
sexually molested by Watchtower organization men. As if the entire world
around them provides nothing, and yet witnesses apply for welfare, social security,
go to public schools, use public highways, foodbanks, libraries, hospitals.
They speak of weird teachings of the "outside" Yet they have no biblical foundation
for "organization" "faithful and discreet slave" all distortions and manipulations and
teachings not based in the Bible at all. They completely avoid saying they predicted
things that did no occur. Since of course that would be admitting they are false prophets.
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Podobear
Do You experience unexplained headaches and anxiety? What about irregular menstrual cycles? Does your face flush when you drink red wine? Do you get an itchy tongue, or runny nose.... when you eat BANANAS!?
Somewhere I read, that there is enough Histamine in one Banana to equal a thousand bee stings! (Stands to be confirmed)
So if you have a Histamine allergy... Stay away from meetings at the local Kingdom Hall!.. where they promote Bananas as good for you!
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Maat13
Hahahahahahahahahha
Now they've got Bananas to go along with twistable bibles....Hilarious
Maat
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jookbeard
BluePill2 LMAO, she's whored herself to the biggest pimp in the universe, that son of a whore and vile rapist and murderer Jeehovah ! she'll be begging to get back back to selling her butt in the street with the crack and meth whores in no time !
...OUTLAW