what is the best line to say to a JW handing you an invite to the memorial

by nonjwspouse 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    "No, thanks." If they persist, "piss off."

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    "You're welcome to join us for our Easter sunrise service!"

  • Gypsy Sam
    Gypsy Sam

    No, thank you. I've researched all the manmade religions that began in the 1800's. Isn't the internet wonderful for fact checking?

    I was raised in a relgion that didn't allow questions, protected pedofiles and cherry picked scriptures to suit their sermon. Until I learned about cognitive dissonance and logical fallacies, I believed they had "the truth".

    How thankful we all can be that the internet allows us to research facts and check quotes.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Sneaky buggers put an invitation in my letter box. I've been waiting for them to come to my new house so I could very politely ask to be put on their do not call list with no elders coming around every year either. Then watch them go, "ummm..."

  • quest81
    quest81
    BTTT.
  • blondie
    blondie

    Crumple it up in front of them?

    I partake at home.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    "You know, I will accept your invitation and I will come to your meeting, if you just answer a few questions for me. I recently heard about Jehovah's Witnesses on ABC Night-line. Are you aware of all the pedophile members at your local church? Do they still make children go out in their recruiting work? Do you believe bad reports about other religions like the Catholic Church but give your own religion an automatic pass or have you watched that report?"

    "Wait. I really meant what I said about going."
  • blondie
    blondie
    OTWO, I lived the WTS process regarding pedophiles....I don't need a tv show and they know that.
  • Half banana
    Half banana
    "What no cheese?"
  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot
    I overturned your Memorial table with the emblems 35 years ago. Where is your Memorial going to be held?

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