But we will focus on a very special wedding—a royal one at that. Just imagine! It has been in preparation for about 2,000 years.
When I first read this, I thought maybe the delay was because the cake just kept going bad every few days or so, since refrigeration hadn't been invented yet when this wedding was first planned. Now I realize, it was the dress--they keep having to expand the dress size for the new anointed people that keep coming in. That has got to be one frustrated tailor, let me tell you.
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Read Psalm 45:8, 9. The Bridegroom, Jesus Christ, puts on his glorious royal wedding garments. Fittingly, his attire gives off a delightful fragrance like that of “the choicest perfumes,” such as myrrh and cassia, which were among the ingredients of the holy anointing oil used in Israel.—
Please tell me this paragraph had a kid raise his hand and answer, "JESUS SMELLS GOOD."
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the heavenly part of God’s organization, which includes “the daughters of kings,” that is, the holy angels
So...there are going to be a lot of angry angels up in heaven about now. They got just turned into females for some reason. Talk about a serious, serious stretch here. Maybe Psalm 45 just doesn't mean what you think it means, you know?
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She is a composite bride made up of the members of the congregation headed by Jesus Christ.
Okay, so then, question for Jehovah's Witnesses: WHAT CONGREGATION ARE YOU IN? Because you're not in the congregation headed by Jesus Christ, since you're not part of the bride--they just said it right there in print. Uh oh...so you must be in the congregation headed by the bride, then... Not part of the Christian congregation = not really Christians at all...
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Christ has been preparing his future bride for the heavenly wedding. The apostle Paul explained that Christ “loved the congregation and gave himself up for it, in order that he might sanctify it, cleansing it with the bath of water by means of the word, so that he might present the congregation to himself in its splendor, without a spot or a wrinkle or any of such things, but holy and without blemish.”
So then, since most JWs aren't part of this congregation, Christ doesn't love them and didn't give himself up for them? No, it doesn't say that, but aren't we forced to draw this conclusion? How does that not apply to MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE CHRISTIANS?
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Finally, the Warrior-King will complete his conquest by abyssing Satan and his demons, reducing them to a state of deathlike inactivity
Actually, that's not a complete conquest, because they're not only still alive, they'll actually succeed in luring many thousands more to destruction once they're let out. Hardly what I would call finishing the job...
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These loyal companions of the anointed Christians have purified their lives, becoming spiritual virgins
Huh. That sounds oddly familiar. Wonder why. Is it Rev. 14:3-5, maybe?
And they are singing what seems to be a new song+ before the throne and before the four living creatures+ and the elders,+ and no one was able to master that song except the 144,000,+ who have been bought from the earth. 4 These are the ones who did not defile themselves with women; in fact, they are virgins.+ These are the ones who keep following the Lamb no matter where he goes.+ These were bought+ from among mankind as firstfruits+ to God and to the Lamb, 5 and no deceit was found in their mouths; they are without blemish
And here I thought being spiritual virgins was limited to the 144,000! Silly me!
--sd-7