Help me ... getting w..e....a.......k

Simon

Angharad has abandoned me and gone on a girls night out!

To cut a long story short - I'm starving to death and the end may be only minutes away ...

There is a large white box in a place called "kitchen" (hey, it lights up when you open the door!) and apparently this can be used with a "noven" or "micro-drive" (or was it "Wave"?) to produce food but so far I've only been able to make it produce beer which has sustained me so far, thankfully.

I've tried searching the internet to see if there is any food I can download but the search engines must be playing up 'cause so far ... nothing!

If there is any humanity left then please send food now (preferably by courier) and help save a life. If you are an attractive female aged between 18 and 30 that can cook and can deliver in person then that would be fantastic

Hmmm

Too funny, Simon!

I'm told that, given enough beers, dog biscuits are pretty tasty.

Hmmm

Kismet

Simon:

Come on man, suck it up and be a man.

Go hit the local Pub and eat there!!!

LOL

Kismet - btw you might want to use those almight powers of yours and delete the last paragraph before Ang comes home!!!

bitter mango

*sends simon a box of kraft dinner*

hope you are having FUN ang!!!

bigboi

Hey Simon!

If you've got beer that's all u need main. Look at the list of ingredients, main. It ain't nuthin but cereal in a can.

ONE....

bigboi

Simon

We don't have a dog unfortunately ...

I tried to get some of the cats' food but they didn't look happy so I'm keeping that as a "last resort"

cellomould

Simon,

I know your pain. I am experiencing some serious hunger right now too. I have not had anything to eat today.(although it is only afternoon here)

Someone untie my from this damn computer!!!

cellomould

"You're crying 'why am I the victim?' when the culprit is YOU" Stevie Wonder

WildHorses

Poor Simon, if you lived near me, I would send you a homemade chicken salad sandwich. I just ate one myself...hmmmmm good.

Lilacs

I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.

Kismet

{{{Bea}}}

You might need to send him instructions for the KD ... this is one of those programmer types...include lots of If yes then and if no then type sentences..they respond better to that language... smirking

Kismet

Simon

Actually, I remember something in the WatchTower or maybe a talk about alcohol being a food (to explain why drugs are not allowed but alcohol is) so I may survive.

It isn't very nutritious though as I think the hunger is affecting me ... me legs aren't working very well and the room is starting to spin. My only hope is to train one of the cats to open the fridge and the other to bring me another beer.

I would have sought sanctuary / asylum in the pub but there are two tiny people upstairs that I have to look after (strict instructions).

Help me ... getting w..e....a.......k

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