Help me ... getting w..e....a.......k

by Simon 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Kismet
    Kismet

    Si:

    here is another suggestion that i know a good friend of mine would recommend. Personally I think it is cruel and unusual treatment to feed this to anyone human or animal but she swears by it...

    It can't go bad and can be used with many other allegedly edible products. Stock up for future emergencies.. Yep it is the notorious::

    .

    ROFL

    Kismet

  • TheStar
    TheStar

    Sorry Simon, I'm not anywhere close to you but do you have any PB and bread? Or how about ordering pizza?

  • TheStar
    TheStar

    LOL@HMMM

  • Simon
    Simon

    oh, if only I had a tin of spam (I love it BTW!). Of course the little key would be bound to break if I tried to open it in my current weakened state ...

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    Hey Simon:

    Switch to white russians - that way you can get some calcium and protein. Plus, if you drink enough of them you won't even remember that you were hungry!! It's my drink of choice

    PS - you sound an awful lot like my husband. He doesn't get much sympathy either.

  • Scully
    Scully

    Simon:

    We're having BBQ hamburgers with caesar salad. Then some strawberry shortcake for dessert. I'll upload some for you ASAP

    Love, Scully

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Yes Dawn, and if he were to drink butter nipples, and use Carolans Irish Cream instead of Baileys, he will also get desert. It has honey in it.


    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • Simon
    Simon

    awe ... now I'm even hungrier !

    where are those cat crunchies? ...

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    ROFLMHO, Simon. You really crack me up. Fortuantely for me, I love to cook and with the soon to be ex pretty much out of my life, I now cook what I want and when I want.

    She can live off of Prego. Me, I make it from scratch and eat better all day long. Hmmm, time to start making Baked Ziti and Aroz Con Pollo again. Maybe even home made ravioli too. Tonight will just be left over turkey.

    Ahhhhhh, life can be so great when you rid yourself of an ungrateful and unappreciative dub wife and her brats.

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    Simon may I remind you in your weakened condition,

    Oder Eaters, Do NOT eat!
    Paino's may be harmful if eaten or swallowed!

    And since you only have access to beer you might enjoy the folowing link....

    http://www.jokeplanet.co.uk/beer.html

    Hope Ang has Fun!!! And makes it back before you eat the kitty kibble!

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

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