Congratulations, Billy!!
That does it ! I'm leaving ! ! !
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 103 Replies latest jw friends
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Thor
Congratulations!!
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cantleave
Congratulations Billy. Now to find a nice little Job, I believe the Fracking industry needs Chemical Engineers - you will be liked as much as banker.
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Wide Awake!
Bad choice, Billy. You wasted all that time for secular pursuits when you could have been driving a crappy 4 door car, going door-to-door, and building up points in heaven. Armegeddon is even closer now than it was 4 years ago.
What if Noah and his family had taken 4 years off from building the Ark? They would likely have faced certain destruction. At the very least they wouldn't have been able to save all the animals, like the lions and giraffes. Can you imagine a world without lions and giraffes? Billy, what modern day lions and giraffes will you have to leave behind because of your self serving course pursuing riches in Satan's world?
Thankfully, we now understand that the generation that passed away, but wasn't supposed to pass away, wasn't actually a generation in the classic sense, but a generation of overlapping generations, of which the overlapped part is still alive and didn't pass away, yet. This new understanding is so much simpler than our previous understanding where a generation was just a generation. Thankfully Jehovah blessed us with this New Light as we were just starting to think that maybe we were wrong, or something.
This just goes to show you that there are those that saw the "generation" pass away and lost faith, but actually they didn't wait on Jehovah and his new light.
Billy, because of this new light it appears that there may still be time to get back into Jah's good favor before he unleashes Armageddon's certain destruction on Satan's system and your esteemed university. But you'll need to work very hard and act fast- (at least until there's more New Light that moves the finish line once again).
[Just kidding. Congrats!]
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hamsterbait
Billy you have gained the world but lost your soul.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
go for the big old world a-turnin' while you can...
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HappyDad
Wonderful! If you are ever in SW Florida, I will buy you a drink. Or two.....or three!
HappyDad
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neverendingjourney
Congrats!
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leaving_quietly
Very cool!
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Dagney
Congratulations Billy!! That's wonderful.
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sherah
Awesome job! Congratulations