Another Gem from the Golden Pen of the Faithful Slave

Slidin Fast

Look at this pile of steaming horse sh*t. This is meant to soften the horror of this god of war destroying 7,000,000,000 men, women and children in a holy jihad.

Draw close book p 65

19 Consider an illustration: Suppose that a man’s family was being attacked by a vicious animal and that the man jumped into the fray and killed the violent beast. Would you expect his wife and children to be repelled by this act? On the contrary, you would expect them to be moved by his selfless love for them. In a similar way, we should not be repelled by God’s use of destructive power. His willingness to fight to protect us should increase our love for him. Our respect for his unlimited power should deepen as well. Thus, we can “render God sacred service with godly fear and awe.”—Hebrews 12:28.

Nod sagely and sigh at the wonder of our all powerful creator and murderer of his creation, the slayer of 99.999% of all on Earth. Please comment, i am speechless.

Please

cultBgone

Except that the man's family isn't being attacked by a vicious animal, even the illustration is bogus.

DATA-DOG

LOL!! Yeah, last night was full of BS!! I noticed that too. How about a more accurate illustration:

19 Consider an illustration: Suppose that a man’s family was being attacked by a vicious animal. The man allowed the animal to kill off his children day after day, never intervening. Why? To defend his name! A neighbor had said that the man ruled his family like a tyrant. So, in his wisdom, the man allowed the neighbor to rule instead. That neighbor raised vicious animals that were not properly caged. They were allowed to run free and kill whomever they wished. The man allowed it because he needed to prove that he was right, once and for all! Would you expect his wife and children to be repelled by this act? Thus, we can “render God sacred service with godly fear and awe.”—Hebrews 12:28.

DD

DATA-DOG

How about the "rainbow" quote!! LOL!!

Yes, Jeehoober was surrounded by a rainbow! The symbol of peace! This rainbow first appeared after Jeehoober caused a global flood which killed off all earthly life, even innocent animals! Ironically, it could have all been avoided if the all-knowing Jeehoober had simply destroyed the supposedly "sexless" Angels who somehow became horny! Still, in his infinite wisdom and love, Jeehoober decided to allow Angelic/human hybrids to run free on Earth. They murdered and raped wherever they wished! Instead of using his all-powerful, pin-point accurate destructive powers to kill off just the offending Angels [ which were allowed to go free] and their hybrid offspring, Jeehoober wiped out all but 8 people! Then Noah got rip-roaring drunk after killing and eating some of the few animals left. Then Noah's black son was cursed for looking at Noah's pee-pee.

DD

cultBgone

DD, thanks for the belly laughs!!!

You are so dead-on.

KateWild

My family has been under attack for more than three years, and Jehovah has not saved us. We are in a desperate situation at the hands of a JW in good standing. This passage make s me sick. The scripture encourages the reader to look just to the future of the Kingdom for a solution.

DD, nice post, you made me smile

Kate xx

Still Totally ADD

Serveral mass extinction have taken place already on this planet where 90% of life was suffed out. So what's new. One of these days humans will be extinct. The earth will continue on with new life forms. But I get it what the cult is trying to shove down peoples throats. Still Totally ADD

Crazyguy

Oh look dad I saw your wee wee , crap now I'm black!

Vidiot

cultBgone - "Except that the man's family isn't being attacked by a vicious animal, even the illustration is bogus."

As far as JWs are concerned, the "vicious animal" is the rest of humanity (who hates them and wants to wipe them out because, deep down, they know JWs are right).

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Excellent illustration DD!

Another Gem from the Golden Pen of the Faithful Slave

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