Hey Sally,
1. Putting his clothes in a box on the sidewalk worked for me.
Joke:
Wife runs into the house, yelling to husband, "I won the lottery! I won the lottery! Hurry! Pack your bags! Leaving in 10 minutes!"
Husband: "What kind of clothes do I pack? Where we going?"
Wife: "I don't care where you go.....just be outta here in 10 minutes!"
waiting - with an x too.