I am the Worlds greatest lover.

by new hope and happiness 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    I am the worlds greatest lover!

    Do i really expect you to be believe that?

    YES! YES! YES!

    Honestly?

    possibly...

    Honestly?

    Oh alright then NO.

    So my question is when you were a witness do you think people saw the real YOU.

  • zebagain
    zebagain

    Of course not because no-one is allowed to be an individual. OSFA one size fits all.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    As a JW I was The World's Greatest Lover (sorry new hope...it's me, not you).

    .

    As an ex-JW, I'm The World's Greatest Greatest Lover ♥

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Well after learning there were 66 books in the bible, i am learning more important things like:-

    How many positions do i know?

    A) one

    B) Sixty nine

    Answer: One and sixty nine.

    And when i look at a girl for the first time i no longer offer her a watchtower.

    I look at her

    a) Eyes

    b) Hair

    c) Sanitex rubber stockings.

    Answer: - Her husband.

    But seriously it so wonderful to look at a woman as a man, without a watchtower in my hand.

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Sorry my silly comment above could stear this post of topic, which is:-

    When you were a witness do you think:-

    a) Householders

    B) Family

    C) The congregation

    saw the real you?

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    But seriously it so wonderful to look at a woman as a man, without a watchtower in my hand.

    .

    My question is: what's in your hand now?

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    And d.c.m.s .

    A copy of my birth certificate...sitting on my rocking chair. I am not dead but i may as well be...thanks W.T.

  • Heartofaboy
    Heartofaboy

    No, the real me was always put down, made to feel inferior to 'the ones putting the Kingdom first in their lives', ie selling more books & getting more 'interested' ones hooked for the borg.

    Since I stoppped going to the meetings the JW's that were supposed to be special mates haven't even phoned in 4 years.

    I'd rather not hear from them now as we'd have very little in common..........& their only reason to call would be to get me back in the borg, not because of any genuine interest in me as a person.

    I have many real friends now.

    Hoab

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Hoab:- nice story, because you won you won big.

  • designs
    designs

    How could I not be authentic in my three button Brooks Brothers suit, white button collar shirt, and stripped tie......

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