I am the Worlds greatest lover.

by new hope and happiness 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • villagegirl
    villagegirl

    When under the 'spell' of the WT I held myself aloof and apart

    from all other humans not of the cult, and in the cult there was

    no real personal connections, just the appearance of association

    that was supposed to replace any real community or deep loyalty

    to anyone, it was a group-think , group membership, with levels

    of acceptance and always conditional, so not only did I isolate myself

    from intimacy within the organization , but I abandoned any hope

    of connecting honestly with anyone in the community at large.

    Very stunting and isolating, which is why so many cannot feel "normal"

    when they manage to escape the cult.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    I want to be the World's Greatest Lover...

    ...or, at least, practice really hard.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Vidiot: "really hard"

    .

    That's punny

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    AndDontCallMeShirley - "That's punny"

    Know what's even punnier?

    There was no pun intended.

    "Hey Beavis... he said 'HARD'... uh-huhuh, uh-huhuhuh..."

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    "He said "Beavis".....uh-huhuh, uh-huhuhuh..."

    I credited you with a Mulligan pun, Vidiot.

    I thought it was funny, intended or not.

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    " I am the worlds greatest lover" This was not only the silliest post i ever started, but it is also with regret that i must inform you " I" was living a fantazy.

    In mitigating circumstances i would add that " I do know where babies come from and sometimes even use a deoderant"

    How about you? Have you ever thought your self more appealing sexually than you are?

    Answer:-Do i really expect an honest answer to that question?

    YES! YES ! YES!

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    How do I know after only a few seconds (on this thread)

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    One could be the greatest lover in the world but if your mate doesn't care or appreciate it what's the use.

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Actually being the worlds gteatest lovet must be a heavy burden.

    Anyway i am back to writing to the girl I love, so when i finally meet her all the paperwork will be in order.

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