by chloekitten1969 28 Replies latest jw friends
Want to do some REAL damage at the convention????
Print out a few copies of notices saying this, "The faithful and discreet slave has directed that everybody should use atleast THREE paper towels to properly dry off their hands."
Have tape already on the sheets and hang out washing your hands, combing your hair, etc, and when nobody is watching swap out that one w/ the other sheet taped on the papertowel dispenser that says only 1 sheet.
You'll bankrupt the district convention doing that :)
@WatchtowerFree
What's the colorful designation labels, are they background cards like the Attendants badges?
Are they "dots" on the RC badge (sometime ago the admin boys had a dot or a letter filled in as a "secret" pass to be let into the Convention Office without questions)
How about a subtle change in the title that would go unnoticed like:
Keep Sleeping First With God's Ding Dong
and
International Snorfest
2014
Coven of Jehovah's Witnesses
The labels above are tounge in cheek for the various "special" badge additions to get you into different areas. They are not being utilized anywhere. There is another far more humorous variation floating around different groups. I'm to lazy to find and post.
Hey if your going for a hoot and you don't give a shit why not wear a funny look alike one for the eagle eye attendant to spot and follow you around the place. Keep them busy and on their toes.
For added laughter go through Check Point Charley a couple of times with different Brothers till finally somebody without glazed over eyes makes a double take on your Johnny Be Good Badge. Then watch the fun begin as these private eye sluths keep a safe distance behind you following almost into the Girls Room if your a she or He/She crossdresser, anyway they would problably in this emergency enlist the aid of nonball hanging vagina rank and file clone to keep an eye on you while you take care of things of a personal nature.
And another walk or a couple of walks through check point charley Assemble day security with these goon on your tail outa put a little spring in your step and add some merriment for the appostate holding the video recorder getting this all on tapes for a nice YOUTUBE video of what security is like at the conven of Jehovah's witlesses.
Hey get a bunch of these print your own 100 Kingdom Rule Convention put on the look a like lapel thingy and keep going through check piont charley with different brothers till you get spotted then let them give chase as they follow you around for the rest of the convention. bunch of nice videos and what not about Jehovah's secret celibration preparations for 100th year aniversarry of his Kingdom rule over the world eventually sometime after the overlapping generation finally poop out.
How to get a message to the Governing Body:
Make up 20 or so different look a like lapel cards with some type of message from you to them. Walk up to all the different contribution boxes and dump 5 here and 10 there.
Also having attendance following you around the assembly hall picking up cards that you have dropped.
The money is sorted by 200-300 people 3 times a day.
???
I used to work in auditing at the DCs.
At most, there are a dozen people involved in counting the money.
How about:
Keep Seeking God's Kingdom Forever And Ever!
Jehovah Lives Convention
