Caleb asks his Dad a question. (page 2)

SuperBoy

"...your using that apostate tone again son..careful now..."
"...your lack of submission to the LO will reflect badly on my teaching skills..."

Brilliant. Poor Caleb.

phats

Hay SuperBoy.

If you're in the UK then you & me should be out side enjoying this sunshine & not on our computers slagging of the LO (It is more fun though;)

Here's another one.

Caleb: But I still just don't understand Dad. Please help me here.

Dad: Okay...... Do you remember your uncle Charley Caleb?

Caleb: Do you mean that man that came around ones when I was really young & was banging on the door crying like a baby & shouting that he wanted Granddad, Nanny & you to.... How was it? are yes I remember...... "Please. Please. Please. Please don't shut me out like this" & you Mummy, Sissy, Granddad & Nanny were all hiding behind the door until he turned away still crying?

Dad: Yes that's the guy.

Caleb: & you said that him going so quickly must have ben a blessing from the LO...(Sorry I meant Jehovah.)

Dad: Yes...

Caleb: oh I see. Well maybe I'll stop asking those types of bad questions then Dad.

Dad: You've got it son. Isn't it so good to have such a loving God that he would work so hard in keeping his flock clean?

Caleb: Yes Dad....Er, Yes.

Dad: Good boy Caleb.

Phats.

SuperBoy

Yes I am going out to play now! Crystal Palace in the Sun - love it!

SuperBoy

Caleb: Dad, I have a question.

Dad: That's great champ, but, you can think about things too much you know!

Caleb: I think all the time! I can't help it! I think it's because at school we always have to ask questions.

Dad: "Love! I think we need a family meeting about homeschooling!"

Caleb: But I like school Dad!

Dad: I know you do, but that's Satan making school look good.

Caleb: Oh right. So can I ask my question?

Dad: Sure.

Caleb: Dad, the Bible says that there is a 'great crowd that no man is able to number'.

Dad: That's right! They are the clever ones who opened their hearts to the organisation.

Caleb: You mean Jehovah?

Dad: The organisation, yes.

Caleb: But in the year book, there's always a number listed. So man is able to number it.

Dad: You know, you're sounding a bit rebellious Caleb.

phats

Oh Man.... SuperBoy.

I could keep this going for hours.

Crystal Palace hay... Not that far from me. I'll wave out of my window to say hi.

I always heard that Crystal Palace was a bit of a dodgy cong with loads of juicy stuff going on.

That was some time ago though. I'm sure it's been beaten down...(I mean lovingly taken care of) by now though.

Phats.

phats

I can't believe it. I just waved out of my window towards the Crystal Palace area.

Ha!!

Phats.

OnTheWayOut

Dad: Son, the Governing Body are persecuted. There's a whole world out there that accuses them of being cult leaders or tools of a profit-making organization. Heck, there's this discussion forum where people call them names. I imagine it hurts their feelings.

Caleb : Why do you "imagine." Can't you just ask them?

Dad : If I ever got near them, I am sure I would only be allowed to praise their sacrifices. Questioning them is not proper.

phats

Yes OnTheWayOut,

Caleb: Yes Dad but you did say that questions were a good thing didn't you?

Dad: No Caleb, questions are only good if the person asked the question can answer it with something that the LO (dam that. I mean Jehovah.) has written. If you answer from somewhere else & it doesn't agree with what our LO (I'm giving up on that one now) has stated then it's from Satan. No one really knows who they are & what they really do but we can be sure they spend all there day talking freely with Jehovah & getting the low down on whatever it was he really meant to say in the bible rather than what actually got written down. If you were to talk to them it would leave them open to a question & that would not be good at all as they only speak through there literature & the odd talk.

Caleb: But we do get read things from the platform that are from other people don't we?

Dad: Yes Caleb but only when they back something up that is a bit sketchy so it can bolster up there argument.

Caleb: How do they know if it's correct then Dad if they haven't got it straight from Jehovah like everything else they say is from him.

Dad: It's not important if it's true or not Caleb. The only thing that counts it that it was stated by someone in the would & it backs up there story.

Caleb: I think I'm getting it Dad. The only thing that matters it that people believe it.

Dad: Yes Son. We're back on track.

Phat.

SuperBoy

Caleb : Dad, can I ask you a question.

Dad : Yes, of course you can. Remember the Borea...

Caleb : Yes, they were the ones who examined the scriptures and checked up on what they were taught...

Dad : Yes but we have so much more than the Boreans. We have the complete Bible, and more importantly, guidance...
Caleb : ...from Jehovah
Dad : ...from the organisation to help us understand things. The organisation checks things for us, so we don't have to.

Caleb : That's good, I can spend more time playing with my toys, knowing that the organisation only has our best interests at heart.

Dad : Yes, now, what was your question?

Caleb : So we don't have blood transfusions do we?

Dad : Absolutely not! You shout at the Doctors 'No blood!' if they ever try.

Caleb : But Jehovah says we can have blood fractions.

Dad : The organisation, Yes!

Caleb : But not whole blood.

Dad : Yes!

Caleb : So I could have a blood fraction today and it would be OK.

Dad : Yes!

Caleb : And maybe at a different time have another blood fraction.

Dad: : Yes!

Caleb : So in theory, I could have lots of blood fractions at different times.

Dad : Yes!

Caleb : So in theory, I could have almost all the parts of a blood transfusion over a long period of time...

Dad : ....yes.

Caleb : What does this all mean?

Dad : It means Caleb, that your spiritual suit of armour is getting rusty. You're letting the demons in.

Caleb : What? I have demons in me?

Dad : Only spiritual demons. We threw out the Smurf rug.

Caleb : What's a spirtual demon? I'm scared.

Dad : The organisation can help you. You are safe. C'mere, give me a hug.

Caleb : Oh thanks Dad. I will let the organization answer all my questions.

Dad : Now son, do you know what masturbation is?

AndDontCallMeShirley

Caleb: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Dad: yes, Caleb.

Caleb: You were gone on a business trip for a few weeks. According to yesterday's WT Study, you most likely engaged in homosexual activity. Did you?

Dad: Well, uh, Caleb, "homosexual activity" can mean so many things....

Caleb: Dad, are those tight pants you're wearing new? You know, 1/7th of the Faithful Slave (Tony Mo) is bothered by tight pants. In fact, he says they were invented by gay people.

Dad: "evidently" Jesus wore tight pants, so "clearly" it is a conscience matter.

Dad: Caleb, that's enough questions for today. Now go get your sister and let's wrestle.

Caleb: But, Dad, wrestle can mean so many things....

Caleb asks his Dad a question.

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