I was in a mood for a little song today, so...a Kingdom Parody, "Follow the .ORG King":
We have a website now
For Jehovah God
We have a .ORG
Worldwide web location
We have a message now
In MP3 files
We have a series--
A boy named Caleb!
JW (.ORG)! JW (.ORG)!
As with most things we condemned
We can use the Internet
Follow the .ORG King
On HTMLs
Download it here, in PDF!
Now there's a kiosk thing
At the monorails
It is the paragon
Of ad placements!
What you will rarely see
At our literature stands
Is an allowance to fact-check statements!
JW (.ORG)! JW (.ORG)!
As with most things we condemned
We can use the Internet
Follow the .ORG King
On HTMLs
Download it here, in PDF!
So we log on tonight
For our daily course
From the new slave class
Composed of 8 men
And though they do govern us
In Jehovah's stead
He is our King, there is no debate there!
JW (.ORG)! JW (.ORG)!
To our website we must go!
Everything there we must know!
Follow the .ORG King's
True HTMLs!
Download it here, in PDFs!
--sd-7