Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!! Half my Cong.

by Witness 007 27 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  hamsterbait

  Phizzy -

  Maybe its the obesity issue that leads them to forbid BJs - about twenty calories in each one.

  And it has just been revealed that DOs were told not use fat brothers for items at a$$emblies, even if they are spiritually qualified.

  heaven - I dont think "MEAT in due season" means bacon to most gays; it means chicken, and that other thingy...

  Is the shame-faced twinkie's favorite Babble text the one where David and Jonathan have a snog, or the gang bangs in the Book of Samuel? if he is trying to think hetero, perhaps he is daydreaming about the shulamite maiden's boobies, immortalised by that famous sex-machine Solomon. or is it Samson with his rippling sun-bronzed gleaming muscles, flexing in the sun, the salt sweet savor of his sweat trickling....... I must think of a scripture: "and one thousand asses" NOOOOOO I mean donkeys!
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  BU2B

  Wow ok so you cant be fat, yet you cant work out or read bodybuilding magazines because they are "gay propaganda". I guess using the locker room or showering after a workout is out too... Never know what hidden desires might be stimulated at the sight of a well built man in the buff.

  Jesus Christ, what havent they commented on? What hasnt there been a questio from the readers about? I mean, excercise? Chess? Eating too much? Eating too little? What havent the WT given an opinion on? Anyone?
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  Demokan

  Wow, that's terrible. They are all about appearances. -.-
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  OUTLAW

  Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!!

  Theres been New Light..

  EVIDENTLY you can Stuff your Face Now..

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  ...........................All The WBT$ GlutonessBurping Popes..

  ..........................Are Packing Around A Few Extra Pounds..

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  .........................................................................................................OUTLAW
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  AndDontCallMeShirley
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  Gentledawn

  Yay. More mind control.

  Like what was said in the "June 1st watchtower" thread (http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/281165/1/June-1st-Watchtower-for-the-public), how do they (watchtower leaders and writers) come to their conclusions?

  Besides, if anyone who lives in America actually takes the time to read the ingredients on the side of a bag of hotdog or hamburger buns, they'll notice that nearly every goddamned brand today is packing high-fructose corn syrup into what should be a bread-only thing! Fucking buns are not meant to be a sweet cake or danish, ffs.

  It's being done to make us all fat and dull of mind, imo. Otherwise, why add it?

  I buy from a local bakery that does not add high-fructose corn syrup into any of their bread buns. Thank goodness there is one available.
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  steve2

  Well, I say gluttons have been let off the hook for far too long. Look at all the other sins Paul itemizes in his missives. We poor old queers get booted in our backsides every issue or so of the Watchtower - and nothing is said anymore about those hapless sinners stuffing burgers, bacon , bread and biscuits down their gullets???? It is sooooo unfair.

  I guess, though, as the OP suggests, if the organization went on a anti-glutton tirade with threats of shunning, a significant proportion of Witnesses would be forced to face the music...and not the burger. Just saying.....
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  stuckinarut2

  Wow!

  I mean, just Wow!

  we find more and more wierd stuff every day from these stupids idiots!
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  Apognophos

  This isn't really news. It's long been the case that overweight Witnesses are not supposed to be used on stage at conventions.
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  steve2

  This isn't really news. It's long been the case that overweight Witnesses are not supposed to be used on stage at conventions.

  This does not say much for the structural strength of their stage/platforms.