by jam 17 Replies latest watchtower bible
strangelove: "sounds like some loner wearing overralls with
a cable workshop show". Good one..
Sir 82: The funny part about Absalom, when a certain man saw
him he told Joab, I saw him He was just hanging around in a tree..
Joab, dumb ass.....
And speaking of asses, my ass spoke to me last nite. That's the fuuny one
of all.
How about Ex 20:26, where God tries to cop a look at your "private parts." either wear your tidy whities or take the elevator up to the alter.
janusfulcrum: Yes, Ex 28:42 "make linen undergarments as a
covering for the body reaching from the waist to the thigh".
Sorry no thongs or v-strings.
Yes, cover your private parts...you know the ones GOD MADE FOR YOU!
So why cover something that is just normal? Doesnt god want to see what he made...?
Or there was the account of a man who had the stretchiest skin ever!
"He tied his Ass to a tree and walked 30 miles"
And then there's...
Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - NIV
You all are great! Love the laughs.
First time i read that part about maybe your god being in the privy, i couldn't believe it was in the bi-bilious.
Marina
Heavens: I have never read that before. So the prostitute
fantaisized about all the men she slept with who had tools
like a donkey and shot massive loads of baby makers like
a horse. Maybe she is old now and thinking about the good old days.
Stuckinarut2..So funny.
If they(KH) had Bible reading like what we discuss here, I guarantee
no one would fall asleep.LOL
