Dinosaurs on Noahs Ark?? Watchtower 1973 says..YES!! Bethelite with no College education

by Witness 007 13 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • redvip2000
    redvip2000

    Why not just do one more miracle and send a pink flying carpet down to pick up Noah & the rest? Or why not just "neutron bomb" the baddies and the nephilim?

    This is why Jehoober will never be put in charge of any project in a modern day corporation. Jehoober evidently chooses the hardest, most intricate way to accomplish a simple task.

    I mean, imagine going to the lenghts of creating a logistical nightmare of flying animals along with their specific foods, over oceans and building large wooden floating boxes, while creating a catastrophic annihalation of 99.9% percent of all animal, and plant life via a deluge, only to kill a few humans, when this could have been accomplished by a few angels in a matter of hours.

    Well done Jehoober.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    The Jehovinatorâ„¢ loves to create as much suffering as possible.

    Why not simply have people go to sleep peacefully and never wake up when you can drown them slowly instead?

    Why limit punishment to just the guilty people when you can make everything suffer- adults, infants, plants, animals- the entire ecosystem.

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    Even if the ridiculous story was true, it reveals that god is just a big Richard Cranium, nothing more.

  • fiddler
    fiddler

    Mammoths?

    Ice age MAMMAL that went extinct several thousand years ago and was NOT a dinosaur.

    idiots.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Hilarious, Shirley!

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