If you had the audience of the GB, what is your #1 question you would ask them?

by Darth Fader The Sequel 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    I would love to fry their simple minds with this question:

    If two hermaphrodites would marry, what kind of sex could they have?

    zed

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Does it hurt when you pull prophecy out of your ass?

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    zed - "If two hermaphrodites would marry, what kind of sex could they have?"

    I just got this bizarre image of both partners being both frigid and impotent at the same time.

    keyser soze - "Does it hurt when you pull prophecy out of your ass?"

    In the case of guys like Splane and Morris III, it ain't just "prophecy".

    It's pretty much everything.

  • Pterist
    Pterist

    mr. GB

    Jesus says there will be neither marriage or giving in marriage in the resurrection, but we would be like angels. So will we be asexuals, without our family unit and privacy and be just one big camp of happy leaping asexuals ?

    I think Id rather have a new spiritual body to experience new dimensions rather than castration !

  • flipper
    flipper

    " Be honest - how many JW children have you each molested ? " Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • RichardHaley
    RichardHaley

    Have you been to an apostate website recently? Excluding JW.org of course.

  • Darth Fader The Sequel
    Darth Fader The Sequel

    RichardHaley- that is sorta like the old question: "When did you stop beating your wife?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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