I have been in Jail

by jayhawk1 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Valis,
    I have a great hobby to take my mind off of the stress in the jail. It is called eating fresh fruit in front of the inmates when they are eating the jail house slop.

    Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    ((((jay)))) glad to hear you got the job!! i'm happy you and jess are well. give bri a for me .

    take care!

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    Hey Jayhawk - congrats on the marriage and the new job!!

    I work for the Prosecuting Atty so we have something in common eh?

  • Elders_Kid
    Elders_Kid

    Congrat's on the wedding and new job.

    Don't let the stress of the jail get to ya. I've worked for a Sheriff's Dept in the jail for about 3 years now, and love it. There is only one difference between us and the inmates though... they don't have to come back.
    LOL @ eating fresh fruit, have you ordered a pizza and ate it infront of them?

    e-mail me sometime, maybe we can swap some stories
    [email protected]

    EK

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    Hope you enjoy taunting the prisoners with your fruit. I hope they get a chance to repay your kindness.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Welcome back Jayhawk.

    Congrats on the wedding and the job.

    ...BUSTED AGAIN SIMON[>:(]

  • think41self
    think41self

    Welcome back Jayhawk

    And this

    *WHACK**WHACK*
    is for scaring me with that title of yours.

    Tell your wife I already spanked you today so she doesn't have to

    think41self

    This side of Eden, whether we realize it or not, we feel the stain on our souls, and at every opportunity, we try to scrub it away with steel-wool guilt.

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    LOL@think!

    Welcome back, jay!
    I'll have to spend some time thinking of alternative punishments -- that title was so deceitful, you'd think you used to be a JW or something!!!

    outnfree

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    jayhawk1

    i'm new here in the last 2 months
    wanted to say hey
    nice to meetcha
    thx 4 the laffs
    u is funny.

    congrats on job and the m thing.

    SPAZ

    lmao @ eating fruit in front of the inmates

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    Welcome back and congrats on both sets of jail time!

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