http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Parrot_sketch
Inspired by a car salesman.
As with John Cleese's apoplectic performance, there is never any admission that the "preaching" work, door to door in particular, is dead and has been for some time. No matter how awful the statistics get, it gets praised as the most important work to do, so that organized charity can be conscientiously ignored by Witnesses.
The JW.Org literature carts/displays might just as well be a deceased Polly nailed to a perch.
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