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"We're calling on your neighbours to promote a website"
by Simon 66 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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piztjw
What's even weirder than the campaign is to hear it mentioned in prayers:
"Jehovah, please bless this campaign to advertise your website, JW.org."
I've heard it a few times now, and I shudder every time.
I know the last prayer at the KH I heard the guy "praying" said, "Thank you father for the technology that the Governing Body has provided for us to be able to reach even more people with good news on jw.org."
And here I thought that it was Algore who invented the interwebs, according to him.
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Oubliette
Sir82: I forget which poster said: A JW visits your door...to hand you a slip of paper, promoting a website...you go to the website, and request a JW to visit....
Yeah! That was me.
It's good to know I have a reader, if not exactly a fan.
I've actually pointed that out several times here. It's sofa king stew pit:
They send a person to a stranger's door to give them a magazine that directs them to a website that tells them how to download the magazine that they now have in their hands ...
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cultBgone
No, Pizt, Algore invented algorithms! Sorry, couldn't stop myself...
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Fernando
JWs - Knock, knock.
HH - Good day, would you like to learn how to use your own website?
JWs - enter and sit down
HH - Let's go to wol.jw.org and count how many times your Bible uses the phrase "Good News" and how many of these are by Paul.
JWs - The phrase "Good News" appears 152 times in our Bible. 85 of these are by Paul.
HH - Why then is the "Good News" according to Paul not in your hearts or on your lips?
JWs - We are only the drones, and will need to go find one of our Sanhedrin's Pharisees to answer your question.
HH - The Pharisees hate the "Good News" according to Paul. I invite you instead to make a personal study of the "Good News" according to Paul, and return to me when it is in your hearts and on your lips.
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berrygerry
Going door to door handing out flyers advertsing a website is the virtual equivalent of sending someone a telegram telling them to look at their text messages.
This is a must watch (the presenter must be a consultant for the current campaign).
http://www.cbc.ca/player/Shows/Shows/Dragons'+Den/ID/2339051949/
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ozbrad
Have you heard about this new thing called the internet? Yeah people sell shit on it .
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Heaven
How do indigenous people without any gadgets or electricity or Internet access get saved now? Like this Amazonian tribe discovered in 2008:
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rebel8
I wonder if wearing a t-shirt or placing an Internet ad to promote the website would count as field service hours.
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jam
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your neighbor. I would like to introduce you to our new
website.
Why would I be interested in your "NEW Website". You bug
me at my door and now you have a website that you would like
me to take time out of busy schedule to read the WT... F off.
JW: Nice talking with you, have a good day. He turn to
his companion, she will get hers soon, lets shake the dust off
our shoes.
