What I told Chitty: ""No I won't rub your backside"!
If the Governing Body Told You They Love You All Very Much, What Would Your Reply Be?
by steve2 58 Replies latest jw friends
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Hairtrigger
5. Whose correspondence course did you take? Annanias'?
6. How many children did you use that line on pedophile?
7. Can you stop being disengenuous for once? Since 1874?
8. How far up your ass did you have to travel to pull that one out? Same proctological depth as the one you pulled 1914 from?
9. Pinnocchio had his growing on his face. Yours is sticking out your ass!!
10. Uriah heard the same s*** from another annointed. Got his wlife f*****!!
11. This sounds like "new light"! Now decide which generation you mean it for!!
12. You've piled too many animals on this ark.There's no room for bullshit.
13. I'm stone cold sober. At least Moses DUI'd on manna'd-hops when travelling to hear that from a piece of vegetation.
14. You've really worked hard on that line. All you need is some sincerity.
15. We can get all eight of you married, now that it's coming out well rehearsed. All we need is 8 annointed,70 year old sisters.
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ScenicViewer
No you don't. You love only one thing...A human based, man made religious organization. Anything else you say is nothing more than a self-serving sales pitch.
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Heartofaboy
The GB love the coporate WBTS much more than they love any of their followers.
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Heaven
I guarantee you they don't love me.
Reason #1: I halted the ever flowing cash river from my father's bank account into their coffers.
Reason #2: I speak out against them at every opportunity I get.
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punkofnice
I love bacon but not in a way a pig would appreciate.
The GB love nothing other than the cash, power and probably like minded paedophile filth.
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flipper
Bullshit
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sparky1
"Whats love got to do with it?"- TINA TURNER
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sparky1
"Will you still love me tomorrow?"- GERRY GOFFIN & CAROLE KING (Best version sung by the Shirelles)
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steve2
sparky1 - although Carole's own version (on Tapestry) comes a close second.