The choices are either screw the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger by working on boasting session nights and using the money you would have placed into the Worldwide Damnation Fund to buy silver and gold, or grow old and die celibate waiting. You are supposed to be celibate until you are "financially ready". Yet, each time you do anything toward that end, you are hounded. Donate more to the Worldwide Damnation Fund. Cut back on your work and pious-sneer. Do not spend "large blocks of time" (whatever that means, like the 15 minutes it takes to head to the coin shop and buy as much as a silver quarter) on investments. And what you are doing while pious-sneering is far from worthwhile.
That whole organization deserves to go bust. I suggest that everyone discontinue attending functions. Do not donate anything to the Worldwide Damnation Fund. If you pledged anything, refuse to fulfill your pledge. Instead, place the money you would have wasted on that crap into a jar or plate, and at the end of the month, head to your coin shop or deposit it into a bank and use it to buy silver and gold online. You keep the silver and gold. Then, when the dollar becomes toilet paper, you take out your stash and reflect on that the washtowel is not getting any of it. Chances are good that they will be desperate for silver and gold at that point, and that is one stack they are not getting. And given the amount they are asking, you could end up with a surprisingly big stack for the short amount of time left.
Bonus: The silver and gold will be worth their fair value when the dollar collapses. It is way undervalued today. This could be what makes you financially secure, and able to take on a family while those jokehovians that obeyed are still strapped for funds, and celibate.
