I like your chutzpah Dewandalaar.
I'll join you in your tempting of Yahweh - Jehovah.
Hey Jehovah, you old piece of dog excrement! Your resemblance to pig faeces is profound, yet your stench overpowers the efforts of even the most splenetic and malodourous porcine.
If I could spit in your jaundiced eye, I would hawk up the biggest guttural golly I could and use your myopic peeper as my spittoon.
Satan is a much more appealing non-existent deity than you'll ever be, you pathetic excuse for devinity.