An important message from a PRACTICING Jehovah's witness

by Sparks 159 Replies latest jw friends

  • factfinder
    factfinder

    marked

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    This is the kind of thread I enjoy reading.

    It's interesting to see the viewpoints of peeps.

    No comment on the OP's letter though really......I take it with a pinch of salt.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Sheeshhhhh!!! Why so long. Can't jehovah be a little more concise? I lost attention after about 40 lines.

    Really? It took you that long?

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Folks its satirical prank.

    Read some of Sparks previous posts.

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    Oh that British humor !

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Sparks has Pun'k the forum

    Read some his previous posts from the past.

  • Terry
    Terry

    6 pages of response!

    In his very first Topic on this discussion board many, many years ago he posted this:

    "I was out shopping, when an Elder from my local Kingdom Hall rugby tackled me.The sod had me cornered in a shop doorway for ten minutes...He told me that this special effort is for Febuary only, and because he said it`s come down from Bethel, I assume it`s only England. The theme they will be using to woo people back is; The only place you can get information about God`s purpose, and have a PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP with Jehovah God is at the Kingdom Hall...... ( this REALLY pissed me off, so I said;` Theres SIX BILLION people on this planet, the Jehovah`s witnesses are just a tiny-TINY minority.....HOW DARE YOU tell me, we out-side your religion can`t have personal relationship with God...!!!.cheeky bastard...... Needless to say, I walked off."

    In another topic he started titled: SOME BUTT CLENCHING JW QUOTES:

    "(((I)))would rather DIE than miss a meeting !"

    "I`m reaching out "

    "My only REAL family, is at the Kingdom Hall"

    "...yes but, I`ve been brainwashed- clean-with the Truth"

    "We live in a spiritual paradise"

    "...I ONLY have a television set to watch the wildlife programs"

    "I ALWAYS read the study articals in the Watchtower FIRST"

    "The Awake! magazine is the equivalent to a Phd degree"

    ___________________

    I think we should have followed his inclination and just walked off.

    But no--we've entertained his fantasy and hubris by feeding the Troll.

    Tsk Tsk Tsk.

    Don't you know any better?

  • cultBgone
    cultBgone

    Terry is correct...stop feeding the trolls.

  • Blackbird Fly
    Blackbird Fly

    So happy to not be that egotistical and blind anymore. Thanks for reinforcing my decision to get away the cult Sparks. Hope you find your way out too.

  • pseudoxristos
    pseudoxristos

    Welcome back Sparks!

    Funny stuff...

    Some of your old posts are hilarious.

    pseudo

  • mann377
    mann377

    I like so many on this board let the TRUTH (about the WTBTS) set them free and have left the plantation!!!!

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