IT'S TRUE!!! SETTING THEOCRATIC GOALS LEADS TO HAPPINESS!!

by DATA-DOG 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Well, here we are. August 31, 2014, the end of the greatest month of preaching in human history!! With much hard work and planning, and with Jeehoober's blessing, I was able to reach my goal!!

    That's right! I skipped the entire "uber-special campaign" of advertising JW.ORG for the Governing Popes!! Sure, it started with small goals, like skipping family worship night, telling the Eldubs that they are wrong, and skipping weekend field-circus, but it paid off! I placed ZERO flyers, spent ZERO hours, and spoke to ZERO householders for the month of August!

    By making small goals, like never reading a WT, or going to JW.ORG, I was able to reach a larger goal with less effort. It has been so long since I set a spiritual goal, I forgot how great it feels. The entire " greatest campaign" ever was skipped, with ZERO GUILT!!! Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars!!

    DD

  • NVR2L8
    NVR2L8

    Good for you! You may also escape the iPad/tablet craze going on in your neighborhood KH...it's powerful because my 81 year old pioneering mother is asking me for one! One day soon JWs will ask: how could we function in the truth without technology...lol

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    LOL!! You're such a rebel DD.. love it! hehe

    Me too... I made a goal of not going to a single mid week meeting. Not to a give out a single tract. Not to go out at all during CO week (his last visit) and to miss most of the RC. It's all little steps for me but dropping off these activities one at a time makes it so much easier to just drift off without anyone really noticing. Difficult to do with my hubby being an elder but it is doable!

    Also I went to see my D/Fed BIL who was playing a gig 100 miles away. Son and DIL went with me too. BIL was thrilled to bits!

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    You could not have accomplished any of this without the blessing of the god of JW.Org !

    With further blessings from the marvelous, Almighty Internet deity, hopefully next year you'll accomplish even less

    If you set your goals low enough, and pray intensely about it, anything is possible.

  • naazira
    naazira

    You are a true pioneer. I hope to become a zero hour pioneer like you DD. You have encouraged me to be an inactive servant.

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    Lets hope your wife doesnt behead you..

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Well, here we are. August 31, 2014, the end of the greatest month of preaching in human history!!

    .We haven`t talked to anyone all day..

    ..................................I`ve got to Pee.............Me too..

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    ................................................................................................ photo mutley-ani1.gif ...OUTLAW

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    LOL!!! Poor bastards.

    DD

  • millie210
    millie210

    Data-Dog,

    Thank you for setting such a good example!

    I love to see people accomplish worthy goals.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I accomplished 60 HOURS of doing absolutely NOTHING for da "troof" this month. Not so much as a nanosecond in the door-to-bore misery.

    It is already hard enough finding the time to watch all those murder mysteries on alibi, not to mention the scify channel, and of course the violent thrillers along with sex and the city. Where did I find the time to waste at the Kingdumb Hell?

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