IT'S TRUE!!! SETTING THEOCRATIC GOALS LEADS TO HAPPINESS!!

by DATA-DOG 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    Oh no, I missed it; do you think my comments count as witnessing...I hope not. By the time I left after the first day of my last circuit assembly, I had not "witnessed" to anyone for 10 years without anyone the wiser6.

    I had even helped several non-jws get jws off their property for good. Instead of waiting for the obligatory check by the elders every year, they would send a registered letter to the PO/COBOE (their home address, must have freaked them out). They finally posted appropriate no trespassing signs and informed the COBOE that they would have jws arrested if they disregarded the warning in the letter.

    It filtered back to me through a non-jw relative with jw family that they were getting a lot of definite letters from people not to call......

    I have given people scripts to get rid of jws at their door. Short and sweet and effective.

    No means No....

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    The Greatest Campaign Everâ„¢.

    Reality vs. the fantasy:

    Time written on Field Service slip by JWs in August: 50 hours.

    Actual time spent in D to D in August: 0 hours

    The miracle of rounding up.

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Nice job giving Jah your first fruits in August, Data!

    May he continue to bless you on into eternity.

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    The first step towards reaching your "theocratic goal" is to lock your brain in a cage and throw away the key...

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