What makes a "good Jehovah's Witness"??

by stuckinarut2 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Bungi Bill
    Bungi Bill

    Having an in-built switch somewhere that completely bypasses the brain, permanently padlocked in the "Bypass" position, and the key conveniently lost somewhere.

    Bill

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Yes!Yes!Yes!

    Oh, wow...great comments... I sense we have all been so very messed up by our time as witnesses!?

    How about:

    Live by the FOG method:

    • Fear
    • Obligation / Obsession
    • Guilt
  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Get an iPad.

    Rub a Dub

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    how about:

    switch off any normal sexual desires....

  • quellycatface
    quellycatface

    Talking about education. In my ex-KH, the Watchtower conductor (we called him Brother Bullshit Browne), asked the congregation to put their hands up if they'd been to University. Only me and my hubby put our hands up. The looks we got - WOW. I actually felt guilty and stupid at the time, for having an education. This came about a month before I went to my last bullshit show.

    No one will make me feel like that again. No sirree!!!

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