Satire?
Edit: Satire. Come on, guys.
A Nice Story.
by Wrath of Jehu 22 Replies latest jw friends
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DesirousOfChange
Birthdays are clearly condemned in God's word the bible.
Really?
Where?
Obviously(TM) Jana has not really read The Bible. She's only read WT Publications.
Doc
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LostGeneration
4 year old "Jana" (not her real name), is from a witness family in a middle sized city.
Was her real name "andre'?
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AnnOMaly
Actually, maybe we've been had. Check WoJ's posting history (tee hee)
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Ucantnome
loved it
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OnTheWayOut
4 year old Jana has genuis potential and learned how to read quite well and had a cue card.
Either that or she was a doll with a pull-string and a pre-recorded message.
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DesirousOfChange
Actually, maybe we've been had. Check WoJ's posting history (tee hee)
Perhaps someone has not been taking their Depakote again.
Doc
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keyser soze
When Jana was asked by the teacher how she felt about not taking part in the celebration she responded "Indeed it is not always easy to remain seperate from the world, but through my bible training which started in infancy, I have learned the difference between right and wrong. Birthdays are clearly condemned in God's word the bible. Although I am just a youth, the lessons i've learned by my loyal attendance at christian meetings has given me the gift of sound reasoning. Indeed, my adherance to christian principles may seem strange to others, but I realize that what is important is that I follow the direction of my heavenly father and the direction he provides through his Faithful and Discreet Slave Class on all matters. While this world and its desires is fleeting, my mind is firmly set on spritual matters with a view of life everlasting always in view. I have already dedicated my life to doing God's will and trust those whom He trusts and hope to symbolize this dedication by water baptism at the earliest possible time."
A 4 year old said all that, huh? *cough* bullshit.
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Apognophos
Check your satire-o-meters to see if they're working, guys.
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Crazyguy
Romans 14. Anyone ?