what does jehovah eat ?

by bigmac 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    yeah yeah---i know--spiritual food.

    or maybe---beans ( human beans )

    for those on here who still believe in a god---how do you perceive him / her / it ?

    very large---massive--bigger than the universe?

    tiny--infinitessimally small--smaller than an atom?

    how long has god existed ?

    what is he up to now ?

    i used to ponder on things like this--then gave up--life became a lot simpler when i gave up god.

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    Only Atkins

  • Brainfloss
    Brainfloss

    HE HAS A FAVORITE KIND OF FRUIT THAT ONLY HE IS ALLOWED TO HARVEST AND EAT.

  • steve2
    steve2

    Jehovah eats piles and piles of dead humans, littering this gloomy globe, the annihilated detritus of too many great tribulations and an over-staying Armageddon. Walk-in freezers may be needed - unless he prefers rotting flesh. Who knows? He may be disappointed in me, though. Whilst of trim figure and youthful appearance, my heart has hardened and my brain's way too noisy. It will be neither an easy nor quiet feed. He would do well to confer with the Archangel Michael for a suitable marinade applied 24 hours before roasting begins.

    Yum! Slurp!

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    i think some of you guys need help !

  • Ucantnome
    Ucantnome

    9 Jesus said to him, ‘Have I been with you all this time, Philip, and you still do not know me? Whoever has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, “Show us the Father”? John 14:9 NRSV

    for those on here who still believe in a god---how do you perceive him / her / it ?

    very large---massive--bigger than the universe?

    tiny--infinitessimally small--smaller than an atom?

    how long has god existed ?

    what is he up to now ?

    i don't give it any thought.

  • Xanthippe
    Xanthippe

    Innocent little children who think they are going to have a lion on the lawn and live forever. Crunch those cute toddlers.

  • SafeAtHome
    SafeAtHome

    I think he prefers angel food cake over devils food cake.

  • wannabefree
    wannabefree

    if he ate, he would have to poop, so even more important, where is his toilet?

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    He eats babies and old people.

    He eats ill people.

    He eats whatever he wants whenever he wants.

    When he's really hungry he eats after tsunamis and other " natural" disasters.

    He eats soldiers.

    Mostly people and animals.

    Sometimes a forest.

    He's not much of a fruit eater but he does enjoy bananas.

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