what does jehovah eat ?

by bigmac 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • prologos
    prologos

    Since the fictional, named person you are talking about gets sick to the stomach because of all the going-ons, he must have a digestive system of sorts; so dont worry about that sort of things. but

    Unless the universe created itself, there ought to be creator, that does not move through time, was bigger than the pin-size Big Bang Ball; so

    just enjoy and watch his works working.

    watchtower-service -free.

  • Theredeemer
    Theredeemer

    Does he take a holy shit?

  • fulltimestudent
    fulltimestudent

    Theredeemer: Does he take a holy shit?

    Yes! and miraclously transforms it into printed words in a book he called, The Holy Bible. It's all shit, isn't it

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Since Jehovah is a guy he probably likes what guys like down here, such as Kentucky fried chicken and cold beer.

  • Simon
    Simon

    He violates the basic laws of nature - if he created the entire universe (LOL) then where did that energy come from?

    Maybe he ate a previous universe and shat ours out afterwards.

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    well--now the sh word has been used----it did occur to me that instead of using he / she / it to genderise god---an abbreviation to shit woud seem to fit nicely.

  • alexandre
    alexandre

    it is not an intelligent queston!

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    it is not an intelligent queston!

    that questions the intelligence of the questioner !

    welcome to jwn Alexandre

  • crazyhorse
    crazyhorse

    Funny question but very unnecessary.

  • never a jw
    never a jw

    With such a horrible prophetic record, failure to stop suffering, constant undoing and redoing of covenants, constant killing of animals and plants only to redo them again, but slightly different from previous ones (otherwise called evolution), I guess he eats crow every day.

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