TheRedeemer: I wonder how big the bible would be if they removed all the silly stories (i.e. flood, red sea), miracles, violence, atrocities by God, atrocities commited by God's servants, idiotic finicky rules, prophecies and just left facts and good advice?
Not sure where I got this quote from but it seems apropos here:
"Erase the whole bible, and just have one page. Written on that page are bold letters; "Don't be a dick"