We're off to Florida! (page 2)

ISP

If I had wanted to go to Afghanistan or Euro Disney I would have. I usually do what I want to do.

ISP

LDH

Hey ISP, lighten up!

I still love ya! Someone using your email addy just sent me a nice virus, tho. LOL. and NO, I don't think it was you.

Check your email.

Lisa

LDH

What about a new theme park?

Something along the lines of Knott's Berry Farm, only we could call it "Kandahar Kave Kountry" or KKK for short.

Oh wait, some ignorant US assholes already took that abbreviation.

I have an idea for some rides. We could strap Osama and his buddies to an ICBM (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) and take bets on how many of his teeth we can find....

Lisa

ISP

When I've done with those there already.......!

ISP

expatbrit

LDH:

Nice to see you taking an interest in Afghan culture. I received the following e-mail which I think was sent to me by mistake:

Dear Ms. LDH:

Thank you for your order from the Osama's Secret catalogue. Your order of 1 "Burning Jihad" burqah (with camel hair crotch lining) has been dispatched from our Kandahar shipping depot. Please note that Osama's Secret accepts payment in US currency only.

Allah bless,

Osama.

LDH

Expat,

you're just trying to get me to show off my sexy ankles! There will be none of that here, old mate! I will only wear the old-timey type!

By the by, here is a picture of ~~ISP~~ some lady wearing a getup called a faldetta, made popular by--guess who???? Yet more men. LOL!!!

I think we should send the war planes in to Malta just on the principle of the ugliness of this thing. Mike Musto would have a cow!!!

LOL!

Lisa

Osama's Secret Catalog Class

SpiceItUp

Where in FL are ya heading....maybe I can convince Moe to take a drive and we can meet up.

Email me and let me know.

Spice

We're off to Florida!

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