making meetings more interesting

by openminded 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • openminded
    openminded

    Do you keep falling asleep during meetings and assemblies? What about those
    long and boring home studies?
    Ø > Here's a way to change all of that.
    > >
    > > 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, or assembly

    > > prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find
    that
    > > 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns -- five
    across
    > > and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
    > >
    > > 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
    > > a) the society
    > > b) the truth
    > > c) theocratic warfare
    > > d) 144,000
    > > e) cleaving to Jehovah
    > > f) return visit
    > > g) bad association
    > > h) scriptural stand on blood
    > > i) theocratic arrangement
    > > j) last days
    > > k) the world
    > > l) pagan holidays
    > > m) you can live forever
    > > n) pioneer hours
    > > o) judicial committee
    > > p) head covering
    > > q) Armageddon
    > > r) a loving provision
    > > s) spiritual food
    > > t) faithful and discreet
    > > u) we have no clergy class
    > > v) privileges in the congregation
    > > w) disfellowship
    > > x) sheep like ones
    > > y) earthly hope
    > >
    > > 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
    > > words/phrases.
    > >
    > > 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
    > > stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
    > >
    > > Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
    > >
    > > * "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
    > > --Jack W., Boston
    > >
    > > * "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
    --David
    > > D., Florida
    > >
    > > * "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first
    > > win." --Bill R., New York City
    > >
    > > * "The atmosphere was tense in the last service meeting as 14 of us
    > > waited for the fifth box." --Ben G., Denver
    > >
    > > * "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for
    the
    > > third time in two hours."

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    ROFLMFAO

  • SoulJah
    SoulJah

    FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY SHIT
    I must say that made my morning !

    One day we'll all be together,until then I'm ready for whatever
    ---Tupac Shakur

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    LOL!! Great Idea!

  • TheStar
    TheStar

    ROLFLMAO!

    Openminded, That's not only freakin hilarious but very inventive!

  • imissthedub
    imissthedub

    LMAO......I am STILL laughing....and I had only attended 3 times!!!!
    There is a marketing opportunity here....to sell those little 'good luck trolls" that bingo players sit by their cards. Dress em up as good little dubs doing things like blowing out candles, carrying a flag, getting a transfusion.....etc. lol Sorry. Could not resist. Of course, just the fact that they are trolls (must be satanic) would be enough to cause an uproar so loud one could not hear when "BULLSHIT" was yelled.

  • MarchOn
    MarchOn

    Open,
    You are just too friggin funny!!! One problem though, I don't ever intend on going to another meeting so I won't get to play. You should call like Hasbro or Milton Bradley or someone and see about marketing the game. Then there would have to be commercials to advertise it. Billboards !! Any ideas for advertising guys?

  • nativenyr23
    nativenyr23

    OMG ROTFLMAO - I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN WEEKS!!!!!

    THANKS, Openminded, I ONLY WISH I HAD MORE PEOPLE I COULD EMAIL THIS TO!

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Hi openminded,

    This is fantastic! Maybe you can find a way to make room for: Faithful & Discreet Slave; Masturbation; Dress; Grooming, Entertainment

  • FreeFallin
    FreeFallin

    You made my day, hell, maybe even my week!

    Free

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