making meetings more interesting (page 2)

openminded

YES feel free to add your own phrases perhaps(Ill get the ball rolling:

mature christian
its a conscience matter
rely on jehovah
wait on jehovah
wait on the brothers
...

imissthedub

Here are some more:

Rendering your marital due
For Spriptual Reasons (this covers anything they want it to)
Stumbling
Humble yourself

Dutchie

What about "Jehovah's Witnesses are the happiest people on earth."

openminded

If I was never a witness, I'd never had known what pornea was! Thanks

mustang

Don't forget this one: CONTRIBUTION BOX

Mustang

All that I write or utter is considered to be protected by religious freedom under the Constitution of the United States, as the "free exercise" and "freedom of speech" clauses.

Valis

loving arrangement
only begotten son
blessings from Jehovah
Brothers at Bethel
no part of the world

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

mustang

Field Service
Car Group
Donation Arrangement
Winchell's/Dunkin Donut/Krispy Kreme (may be regional)

Mustang

All that I write or utter is considered to be protected by religious freedom under the Constitution of the United States, as the "free exercise" and "freedom of speech" clauses.

Reborn2002

With all those buzzwords someone would be hollering

BULLSHIT

at all 5 of the weekly meetings about every 45 seconds.

Lets not forget the Watchtower Study. Someone could be screaming out

BULLSHIT

while the reader is going through the paragraph, because many of those catchphrases are not only verbally spoken between JW's, but interwoven into the propaganda.. OOPS, I meant literature.

Dawn

Just don't put JESUS in any boxes - you'll probably never get that a BULLSHIT/BINGO with that one.

closer2fine

lolololol

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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