"50 Ways To Leave The 'Hovas" (page 2)

LDH

MM,

Biggs can't help it if you get all hot and sweaty from looking at Rahman's engorged head.

snicker snicker.

Lisa

Mister Biggs

Makena and Lisa-

Those verses are HILARIOUS!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

OUTLAW

LOL Mak and Lisa,tooooooooooooo dam funny!!!!!!That was good...OUTLAW

BeautifulGarbage

LOL at this thread!

I love you crazy people!

Andee

Reborn2002

Good one LDH.

Lest many people here forget MM is NYT under another persona.

Do we need reminding of the lies, insults, deceit, and all-around bullshit that dear old NYTelecom commits?

Or in his new persona is he attempting to make himself likable to the masses here in hoping many will forget his past transgressions?

^%$@ off MM.

LDH

Reborn,

NYT's latest incarnation, MM, is actually a good guy.

And those are the rules......as long as he stays NICE he can stay under this new name.

Simon is aware.

And besides, he's actually quite funny with this new persona.

Sometimes we have to put up with assholes (including YK) because this is a public forum...but Simon's new rule is : as long as you don't attack others, feel free to stay.

I do believe Simon revoked Mario/MavMan/Ernesto etc posting privileges permanently. But MM is an ok incarnation.

Lisa

(PS thanks guys, I will think of some more)

As I'm not a poet, or song-writer, I'll have to provide another format in which to give tips on how to leave (voluntarily, or otherwise):

* Wait until the congregation has their attention focused at the front door welcoming new ones, then quickly sneak out the back door - they may never even notice! - Some have found this does not require much effort, unless the CO is visiting and has instructions to encourage the elders (for the umpteenth time) to start making 'shepherding calls'.

* Pretend that while you were out at an afternoon fancy dress party you had a burglary and all your belongings, including clothes, were taken. Not only that but the burglars were quick to get into your bank account and withdraw everything. Unfortunately, you did not feel it necessary to invest in insurance as you knew that 'Armageddon' was imminent and so should not attach too much importance to fleeting material possessions. However, you are now left without a dime and unable to buy replacements for the items stolen. Since the only clothes you have are the ones you are wearing (your underwear and a pink panther costume) there is no way you would feel comfortable attending meetings or going out on field service. Besides, your doctor has told you that you have been so traumatised by the experience that you need six months undisturbed solitude to recover.

* Start attending a mosque and when the elders find out, tell them that you are taking a method-acting approach to studying Islam in order to be better equipped at discussing the Bible with Muslims when in field service.

* Explain to the elders that you are embarking on a fulltime degree course in theology, learning all about Christendom. Assure them that when you graduate you will put all the knowledge and experience you have gained into convincing priests and pastors of all religions that JWs have the only true religion. If they show any doubts about the wisdom of this, remind them that the apostle Paul went to theological school and it didn't do him any harm.

* Invite others to attend your very own Bible study group, designed to 'compliment' our other meetings. Advertise it openly as an opportunity to 'express oneself more fully' than one is able to at the usual meetings, and that it will appeal specifically for those who are of the 'creative'/'independant thinking' type who are 'serious about Bible study' and who 'enjoy an atmosphere where they.won't be judged because of having a different interpretation'.

* Write to the GB expressing your profound thanks for your favourite JW book 'The Commentary On James' (TCOJ). Tell them that you've read Ray Franz' books and didn't realise that this 'spiritual food' was not penned by one of the 'anointed', but a member of the 'great crowd'. Ask them if you could please have a list of any more publications written by members of the 'great crowd' as, if TCOJ is anything to go by, they seem to be more in touch with early Christianity than the 'anointed' ones in the Writing Department. Also, be sure to state that you would appreciate any effort on their part to prevent any further embarrasment to JWs by resisting the temptation to discuss 'prophecy' in future publications, as every time you see the word it makes you cringe. Oh, and don't forget to let them know your full name and address, and which congregation you attend!

SYN

NewWay:

NewWay

What SYN, didn't you like the above post? Are you sticking your tongue out at me? Was it that awful? Obviously I'll have to stick with the 'serious' stuff! Or am I not reading you properly? As the comic-book man in The Simpsons said as he looked at his computer: "Oh no, I can't find an emoticon to adequately convey my feelings!" (Or something like that)

NewWay

BTW, is it because I'm a 'newbie' that I only get one type of emoticon? Do you get more added as you move up the hierachy? What happens if I feel angry (righteously, of course!)? Or sad? Will I have to be content with making something up from text :0(

"50 Ways To Leave The 'Hovas"

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