I guess we can throw out the entire book of Revelation then. Oh well.. what the hell.
Q for Everybody, So let me get this str
by Legendary U.2.K. 42 Replies latest jw friends
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LDH
C'Mon guys. It's late at night, I haven't slept for the past two nights, and I can still figure this one out.
* http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/userthreads.asp?id=6019&site=3
C'Mon now. Let this thread die a peaceful death.
Lisa
Rolling her eyes Class -
cyrano
But I'm having too much fun...
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Incense_and_Peppermints
so *that's* what hell is...
besides, i would miss HBO so bad. and tony soprano...
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D8TA
They are blinded by Reality
The hell you say...I'm blinded by Harmony's belly button *yummy*
D8TA v2.0
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professor
U.2.K:
Remember the post when you said it was going to be your last post? Why did you lie? Do you know who the father of the lie is?
Jesus says in Matthew 5:37 to "Just let YOUR word Yes mean Yes, YOUR No, No; for what is in excess of these is from the wicked one."
Why are you being wicked? Do you really want to reject Jesus and his admonition to you?
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Realist
@ Legendary U.2.K.
what do you mean by "blinded by reality" ?
does it make sense to ignore reality to be able to believe in a fantasy?
what is your evidence that the revelation account is correct (or that any part of the bible is correct) ??? -
dustrabbit
Cyrano alledgedly scribbled:
>Wait a minute.. what could be better than 'farm heaven'. Imagine 'Hee >Haw' paradise. Only problem, can't eat animals in farm heaven. Guess
>we'll have to stick to corn and barley. Oh well, they make for some
>mighty fine liquor.
Dammit, you mean I won't get to chomp down on a big, juicy Double-Quarter pounder in the New Kingdom? Forget it, i don't wanna be saved!To do list:
1.Still waiting to goose the Organization. -
OUTLAW
My dog`s drunk,and he smoked my last cigar...OUTLAW
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Dawn
So nothing in the bible is symbolic? Sounds good to me. But remember - that means that the 144,00 are actually Isrealites, not a spiritual Isreal, but genetically linked to the original 12 tribes of Isreal. Oh....and I almost forgot.....they're virgins!!
I'll start looking for the harlot riding the scarlot colored beast right away - should be much easier to find now that I know it's literal - think I'll start in Vegas!! Maybe I'll find the dragon with 10 heads there too!!
Silly Silly U2 - you crack me up!!
PS - Yes, I am looking forward to God's promises. But I can almost bet you that we would disagree on what those promises are!!