CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER

by Xena 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  Xena

  CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS.
  SIGN-UP BY JULY 4TH.
  NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
  EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
  
  
  Topic 1
  HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
  STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
  
  Topic 2
  THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
  ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
  
  Topic 3
  IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP
  AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
  GROUP PRACTICE.
  
  Topic 4
  FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
  PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
  
  Topic 5
  THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
  THE KITCHEN SINK?
  EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
  
  Topic 6
  LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
  HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
  
  Topic 7
  LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
  INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE
  SCREAMING.
  OPEN FORUM.
  
  Topic 8
  HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
  GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.
  
  Topic 9
  REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
  REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.
  
  Topic 10
  IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
  DRIVING SIMULATION.
  
  Topic 11
  LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
  ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.
  
  Topic 12
  HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
  RELAXATION, EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
  
  Topic 13
  HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
  OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
  CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.
  
  **UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
  SURVIVORS.**
  
  

  Edited by - Xena on 18 June 2002 20:22:22
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  Dutchie

  No need to get the diplomas ready. They'd all fail miserably!
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  Beck_Melbourne

  I'm kinda grateful, I only need to sign Andy up for Topic 10 and 12....although I think he would like to sign me up for the rest.

  Beck
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  Francois

  And I thought there was a difference between grumpy, abrasive, self-centered old elders and women. I guess I've been proven wrong.

  FT
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  ashitaka

  I heard that there was a one-step course for women on the subject of Nag Prevention.
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  Celia

  Xena,

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=29263&site=3

  some of the answers were quite funny ! I am not trying to hijack your thread, just need to post another 20 times or so to make Jedi
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  Sabine

  Maybe it's role reversal, but I could probably use this more than Mak. Especially #2, he always replaces the roll for me (spoiled brat that I am).

  But if I could send him to a seminar it would include:

  DISPELLING THE MYTH: PLAIDS AND STRIPES DON'T GO TOGETHER!!!

  REAL MEN SLEEP ON THE WET SPOT

  and

  SHOPPING: IS IT AGONY OR THE SMART MAN'S FOREPLAY?!
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  Farkel

  Xena,

  : CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS.

  Do they have any classes for guys on how to pick up blond, deaf-mute nymphomaniacs?

  Farkel

  Edited by - Farkel on 18 June 2002 21:4:33
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  Beck_Melbourne

  To finish Farkel's sentence:

  Do they have any classes for guys on how to pick up blond, deaf-mute nymphomanics and who owns a pub?

  ...more like it

  Beck

  Edited by - Beck_Melbourne on 18 June 2002 21:3:19
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  Farkel

  Beck,

  : Do they have any classes for guys on how to pick up blond, deaf-mute nymphomanics and who owns a pub?

  LOL! And who own boats and hate the water. Don't forget the fishing boats!

  Farkel