CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER

by Xena 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    ...and who adores guys that play classical music!

    There...now you've got it made Farkel!!

    ...I bet she's pig dog ugly and lazy as hell...LOL!! But hey, you got the main things covered right?

    Beck

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    Will there be a test???

  • 144thousand_and_one
    144thousand_and_one

    Xena,

    Where do I get a registration form?

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : I bet she's pig dog ugly and lazy as hell...LOL!! But hey, you got the main things covered right?

    That's ok. My only rule is to never love more than you can lift!

    Farkel

  • Celia
    Celia

    ...never love more than you can lift...

    Bwaahhahaha... Good advice, Farkel, good advice !

  • Solace
    Solace

    Funny...

    And nobody is fighting...

    Luv it....

  • Beans
    Beans

    # 14- How 2 put up with your wife bitching at you for all of the above!

    # 15- Your a stud and you didn`t even know it!

    # 16- She said it as Ok, but you knew it wasn`t!

    Beans

    Edited by - Beans on 18 June 2002 22:0:33

    Edited by - Beans on 18 June 2002 22:1:6

  • Valis
    Valis

    Uh yeah, but most of us took those classes under the condition the women would take these......BTW...please find some new classes for us to take as these suggestions have been already been ignored...

    FunEd classes for the ladies...

    Topic 1 - How to fill up my beer glass. Lessons in giving good head Step by step, with slide presentation.

    Topic 2 - Love handles: Do they grow on the holder? Round Table discussion.

    Topic 3 - Is it OK for guys to pee in the sink when you commadere the bathroom for hours? Group practice.

    Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between your spending habits and the absurd notion of a credit limit.
    Pictures and explanatory graphics from store surveillance tapes..

    Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Why men cook and refuse to clean:
    Examples on video.

    Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the check book to your significant other.
    Helpline support and support groups.

    Topic 7 - Learning how to spank things, starting with lashing in the right place instead of turning the torture wheel upside down while he's screaming.
    Open forum, whips welcome.

    Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing home your girlfriends is not harmful to your health.
    Graphics and audio tape of last weekend.

    Topic 9 - Real women ask for him to drive when lost.
    Real-life testimonials from women attending AA meeting in wrong building..

    Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as he parallel parks?
    Driving simulation and free prozac.

    Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between Oh Daddy! and Hay Papi!.
    Online class and role playing with blow up doll.

    Topic 12 - How to be the ideal sports companion.
    Relaxation for him at home watching the game, exercises in lifting beer to mouth, meditation on chances of favored team in World Cup, and breathing in bong smoke techniques.

    Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy:
    Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late and didn't take the pill the other day. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered for all expecting fathers..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    omg, this is priceless, especially that 'BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE' thingie. i'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge...

    Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 18 June 2002 22:39:26

  • larc
    larc

    14. How to read a map when your husband is driving. Extra sessions will be available at no charge for remedial students.

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