Man this would be so funny to do to the Elders,
Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the Elders starts talking Stare off into space and blow spit bubbles.
Bring a Gameboy and leave the volume at full.
Wait until everybody is completely focused on thehearing, then blow a referee's whistle as loud as you can. Point to one of the elders and tell him to "stop it!"
Dress up like Santa Claus
Keep going to the bathroom, then tell the elders they are out of toilet paper
Complain aloud about that nasty wedgie you have When asked to produce evidence, pick your nose, smear the snot on the table, point to it and say, "From this it is obvious, I am not guilty!"
Fart, pause momentarily, and comment under your breath, "I've done better..."
Fart again later on, take a deep breath and state enthusiastically "Now that's more like it!". When they Df me reply "How about we try that again, this time Rock, Scissors, Paper - best of three!"
Bring toaster and wave a box of "Tropical Sprinkles Pop Tarts" around while asking "Where's a damn plug around here!".
Edited by - WildTurkey on 23 June 2002 14:1:14