When my daughter was two, I was at the mall (I go about once a year) just before Christmas, trying to get some good sales.
I was at the register, paying for my purchases, and I looked down and she was GONE out of her stroller. (I had her buckled in, and had one hand on a handle).
I immediately screamed "MISSING CHILD" and dropped to the floor to scan the entire store......NO KID!!!!
I told them to call security immediately and lock down every exit in the mall....then ran quickly into the hall to look for her.
Imagine my relief when I saw her talking to Santa Claus.
She had unbuckled herself, and gotten up and walked away without making a SOUND.
All of this happened in less than one minute.
SCARY SHIT.