Im working in an electrical store , a one man operation, and everything goes thru a computer system called "MYOB", All purchases and sales. Anyway, I wouldnt have a clue how to operate this MYOB program except for selling company registered parts.
Some salesman from the parent company told me to obtain a rubber seal for a vegetable steamer the other day, it was for a little old lady called "Mrs Warburton". So I got the part after talking to the dear sweet old lady,(who, incidentally FLIRTED with me profusely) but when It came to shipping the part to her I found that i had to log the part into MYOB and create tax profiles, etc etc, all kinds of crap, before i could generate an invoice for her.
No can do.Too complicated for me at this stage.
Meanwhile poor old Mrs warburton keeps ringing me up, when will I send the part to her. She lives all alone and is totally dependant on her little vegetable steamer to cook her potatoes and carrots for her meagre evening meal.
All day yesterday Im sweating on mrs Warburton and her little rubber ring that she needs, Im thinking, that little old lady is going to starve all weekend just because of this beast 666 computer system that noone can operate. I cant send the part because i cant generate an invoice. At 3 pm I made an executive decision, to hell with the bloody computer beast , I just slipped Mrs Warburtons Rubber seal in an envelope and sent it to her with a note. "No charge, compliments of ...".
I couldnt bear the thought of poor sweet innocent granny Warburton going without.
TO HELL WITH THE 666 COMPUTER BEAST! GRANNY WARBURTON FIRST!