Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

by Leander 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • Leander
    Leander

    The Simpsons is one of the few shows I can watch over and over never get bored with.

    A couple of my favorite quotes

    Tony the mafia guy talking to Marge: You betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12

    The other scene I find hilarious is with Mojo the helper monkey, Homer drops the monkey off in front of the building he got him from and Mojo types the words "Pray for Mojo". (one of those scenes you have to see to appreciate)

  • HomebutHiding
    HomebutHiding

    I like the part (and I forget what episode) where God reveals that it is the Methodists who have the true religion. HbH...Ah, that Homer....

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    My favorite is when Homer is a missionary. Instead of finishing the church, he builds something useful for the natives - a casino.

    After getting thoroughly drunk and into a big fight, one of the natives says "How can an ace be both one and eleven? What kind of God would allow it?"

  • zenpunk
    zenpunk

    I like the episode where Homer got the blue crayon taken out of his head so he becomes smart. The best part is where he has proven via physics that there is no God and shows the sheet of paper to Ned Flanders. Ned looks it over, says Homer's right and then burns the paper saying "we can't let this little secret get out".

  • julien
    julien

    there are really too many to recall

    Skinner: Now come over here and chew open my ball sack
    Ralph: Supernintendo Chalmers
    Homer: Stupid poetic justice!
    Comic book guy: Worst episode ever
    Bart: (to self) say something clever [meekly] I fell on my bottom

    Edited by - julien on 9 July 2002 15:45:47

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    I like the scene where homer drops a bowling ball down the toilet and trys to keep flushing it away until the toilet brakes and then says "oooooh Maaaarrrggge somebody's broken the toilet' in a whiny voice my kids would be proud of!

    The other whole episode I love is where the kids get taken into care and are placed with the Flanders as foster parents "Who wants to play bonbarmbment (sp) .....of bible questions!

  • Leander
    Leander

    lmao @ Running Man, that was seriously funny. God I love that show

    There's one episode where Homer and Lisa are in a computer cafe and Snake comes in and steals their bank funds. I forget exactly how he says it but he yells out his signature "Bye" followed by "backslash losers"

  • HomebutHiding
    HomebutHiding

    Julien: I smiled as your list brought those treasures to mind. I am too old, I guess. I just can't recall them until I see them in reruns. I know that, sight unseen, i am in love with the show's writers. HbH

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    I like the episode where Bart gets a labeler for his Birthday and labels everything BART'S. Homer goes to the fridge....."Wohooo one beer left.....ah damn it's BART'S"

  • Leander
    Leander

    Was'nt Conan O'Brien one of the writers on that show for a while?

    And it probably would'nt surprise me if Kelsey Grammer and Phil Hartman wrote for the show as well? Especially considering the fact that they did a lot of voice work for some of the characters.

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