U.A.D.N.A. question (page 3)

Englishman

Notice that those "in the know" have open emails.

Englishman.

SpiceItUp

DANG it!!!!!!!

was my application rejected.....

hhmmmrrpphhh...

I am not in the know..but me email is open. *hint, hint, nudge, nudge*

Spiceof the even further uninformed but hoping to change that class

*L* SYN...incense, we may have to sway your attitude to one of mildness in regards the UADNA...this may require massive amounts of beer/spiritual food and a good spanking. It may also be in your best interest to mow the Kingdom Hall lawn several hundred times as well...*L* I can see it now...

*incense mowing lawn of random Kingdom Hall*

Elder: "Um, excuse me, what are you doing?...Do I know you?"

incense: "I'm mowing the lawn to change my attitude to one of mildness"

Elder: "Who told you to do that?"

incense: "Why the UADNA and District Overbeer, of course!"

*cranks mower and moves on..*

*LOL*

Hey celty....c'mon man, don't be a crudmudgeon, you know its all in fun.....or is it? eheheheh

Sincerely,

Dsitrict Overbeer

peaceloveharmony

don't feel bad spice, i've been here a long ass time, with an open email and have never got anything about the uadna poor me *whines*

SYN

LOL @ Valis, ehehe! Yes, we must correct our Sisters in a "spirit of loving kindness" (translation: WHiSKEY), and of course, sending a case of wine or some little trinket like that to the Overbeers (we even have female Overbeers! ) will send your name to the top of the list of "candidates" that we are doing background checks on. Make sure your background includes such things as "loose living" and of course a history of "independent thought" and "running ahead of the Organization"!

Not-so-sincerely,
Faithless and Indiscreet Save.

Valis

plh...that's because Overbeers don't have to ask, it is assumed you are representing in an appropriate manner in accordance with the "loving arrangement" set forth by the ealy apostolic breweries.. Its nice to see you are moving on to where the need is great and I anxiously await your Overbeerial report from the new position of authority. Perhaps not interested can take up the mantle when you leave the land of 10,000 apostates. I think he's qualified..*L*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer of the "will get my grubby paws on plh someday" class

peaceloveharmony

hehe valis :)

i think Not Interested is a good candidate for my replacement here in MN. so do i automatically get overbeer status in my new home??

and watch those grubby hands, i got white on today :P

TruckerGB

Ive still got a 40 foot trailor on standby for the possible roadshow.

Valis

Well, if there is not clear evidence of Overbeerial presence then yes, otherwise it might require one of several things..

1. Judicial Creamed Corn Wrestling Match

2. Drinking Competition

3. Verification of Qualifications which may include length out of borg, average daily beer consumption, acceptable levels of lechery/debauchery, best nude photo, etc...

4. Assassination of other Overbeer's lack of character, focus on his/her good points...gets em every time.

5. Official visit by other members of Overbeer class and UADNA Party Committee members

Hope this sheds new light on the subject. Let me know if you need private spriritual counseling....I'll bring the beer and my digital camera...eheheh

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

SYN

TruckerGB: Is it filled with ~~spiritual food~~ beer?

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